Ho, ho, huh?

In a sneaky move meant to delegate my holiday to-do list, I asked Support Staff to get some Christmas cards to send out. He said he'd design some. All I could think was; here we go.

Later that day I got an email. This is it.

M,
In the spirit of corporate greed, Santa's workshop was downsized and Santa laid off. His work has been outsourced to the Gnome franchise.

Five holiday card designs are available. They represent your love of Santa, reindeer, gardening, cake, pirates and rum. Blue cheese dressing didn't work out.

Let me know how many of each you want printed.
Support Staff


That's a lump of coal Santa's holding. Couldn't wait to see the rest of the designs.



Well, okay not so bad.


Christmas in Florida apparently. Too green. Too hot.


This just made me hungry.


This is more like it. Definitely the one.

Print 'em up matey.