Gnomes gone Wild

Based on yesterdays award of my holiday card business, the Gnome's marketing department has run amok. Received this startling suggestion for changes to my personal decorating space. I raised an immediate objection.

Support Staff, the CEO and President of Gnome World, pointed out the block of blue cheese under the tree. It's that big blue thing there, on the right.

Support Staff was quick to refute my suggestion that it was a bribe.

The block was smelly and extremely tempting. Still, I had to decline. The timing, not to mention the size, seemed unethical. It was hard to turn down, I do love blue cheese.

Staff Support grunted, grabbed the cheese, and muttering something about getting to the store before it softened further, ran for the door.

Can't wait to see what the Gnomes leave under the tree for me on Christmas morning.