Pardon?

Saw this sign stapled on a telephone pole. My first question was, baby what? Dog, cat, iguana? I don't think they meant an actual baby, but I'm not sure.

Maybe they meant baby things, like toys or clothes or furniture. Why didn't they say so? How much could another couple of inches of cardboard cost?

Just for fun I thought we should stop and offer to buy the baby. Support Staff didn't see the humor. I think he was afraid the sign was literally correct.

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