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First Headline: Northwest Airlines Pilots Miss Airport by 150 Miles

Second headline: Northwest Pilot tells ABC News, 'I Can Assure You None of Us Was Asleep'

Third headline: Wisconsin Air National guard says F-16's were "prepared" to shoot down the plane if the order had come.

Headline to come: Pilots ask Traffic Control, 'Why didn't you twitter us?'