Lost or Found?

Two bumper stickers, same car:

If you are following me, you are lost.
Got Jesus?

Now how am I to interpret that message? Does he mean:

He has Jesus, but I if I do too, I'm lost?

He doesn't have Jesus, but if I don't either, I'm lost?

After getting a good look at him, I decided what he really meant was; If you are following me, I'm leading you to a remote area where I plan to rip your heart out. Better start praying now.