
Traveling with the Support Staff is an adventure. He takes...shall we say... a unique view of things. On this trip to Florida, he took a Serge view. What is a Serge view? Well,
Serge is a character created by
Tim Dorsey. Serge is a psycho serial killer. The good news is, he only kills low-life bad guys.
Serge is also a native Floridian. He cherishes the 'original' Florida, not the one made up by Disney. In fact, if Walt Disney wasn't already dead, I'm pretty sure Serge would hunt him down and kill him.
In fairness, I have to admit to liking Tim Dorsey's books too. They're funny, and often give a poignant view of Florida in the 50's and how it has changed. In Serge's view, definitely not for the better.

Our trip followed a typical Serge itinerary.

Amelia Island Lighthouse, considered the oldest structure on the island. It's barricaded from the public by a stout fence. A stern sign by Homeland Security warned us off. We respected the barrier, which is more than Serge would do, I can tell you.

The Palace Saloon, oldest bar in Florida. I'm sure Serge and Coleman have visited here a time or two.

But if he saw this garish sign, he'd surely go berserk prompting multiple murders.

St. Augustine, oldest fort in America. They haven't tarted the old stone fortress up too much. Serge would like that.

The same can not be said for the town. Serge would definitely have a rampage walking around in this Disneyfied sterilized place.

Marineland, first marine animal park in Florida. It's sad how they've let this place go. A word to the wise; Mr./Ms. director, stay out of Serge's way.

Daytona Beach, where you can still drive on the sand, park and people watch. Serge does this a lot, I think. It calms him down.

Port Canaveral. No, it wasn't invented just to send man to the moon. But if Serge sees this Disney ship docked here, it's going down.

Spanish Point. Orange trees used to grow here, now there's nary a one in sight. Oranges were packaged for shipment in orange crates in this old shed. If Serge saw this faked up display, he would weep like a baby.

The pier at Venice Beach. The woman will need to use the metal detector to defend herself is Serge is anywhere around. Piers are for fishing.

Bocilla Island Seaport on the tip of Pine Island. Hasn't changed since the fifties. Serge would definitely be at home here.

Alligator mosaic at Vero Beach. Serge would throw this in the ocean and replace it with the real thing. Nothing like a big ole gator lazing in the sun on a canal bank. Handy for getting rid of unwanted bodies.

American Flamingos. Beautiful but smelly birds. Not sure how they got to be such a laughing stock, they're really quite elegant. Used to see them in the wild all over Florida. Now they're pretty much confined to the tourist parks. Serge is not happy!